INDIVIDUAL: is agent Wendell Kling
GROUP SIZE: 460
NATURE OF GROUP: The Institute of Sociometry, or is, represents a world wide syndicate of special
agents involved in the practice and promotion of guerrilla sociometry.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: No Peddlers or Agents

is agents Jessica J. Regenold Bergman and Peter M. Regenold Bergman arrived at the port of San Diego Tuesday the 6th of April aboard the "Monarch of the Seas", a cruise ship in the fleet of Royal Caribbean International.

The #3, a bus in the fleet of San Diego RTD, was accessed to achieve their objective. 412 1/2 University, above Jimmy Wong's Golden Dragon in the Hillcrest district of San Diego, is the geographic fount of origin from which The Institute of Sociometry sprang in 1995 and a consequent focus of frequent is agent pilgrimages.

After a safety meeting in world famous Balboa Park, agents Regenold Bergman made the decision to return to Monarch of the Seas by foot. A deep chasm separating Banker's Hill from Mission Hills, spanned by a turn-of-the-century suspension bridge, was guarded by a couple sitting at the center of the bridge "text-messaging". Passage was granted by a distracted verbal cue or grunt.



Intuition and vague recollection led agents Regenold Bergman to a dirt foot path descending off the Mission Hills mesa to streets leading back to the port of San Diego.

A trail accessed vista triggered the realization that agents Regenold Bergman were inadvertently conducting surveillance on 3428 Curlew St. – is agent Wendell Kling's primary operations center.



Despite the posted warning, agents Regenold Bergman successfully infiltrated 3428 Curlew where they were treated to a tour of a circus tent manufacturing facility, the flora and fauna of a San Diego back yard, bowls of homemade tortilla soup with fresh garden vegetables, and a ride in a black house-painted VW beetle, from the fleet of is agent Wendell Kling (pictured below), back to the port of San Diego.



FINDINGS: Despite their status as "agents" of the Institute of Sociometry, the Regenold Bergmans were able to infiltrate an operations center specifically barring holders of such title. Furthermore, the Regenold Bergmans were treated to an "authentic", i.e. non-tourist, experience of domestic San Diego, complete with all the hospitalities afforded an announced or planned for guest.

It is surmised, consequently, that is agent status grants holders of such credentials special privileges typically denied to agents of other organizations or institutions. Furthermore, is agents, in positions such as agent Kling, are obligated to provide such privileges when called upon by agent colleagues during pilgrimage – despite contrary postings.