INDIVIDUAL: The Postmaster
GROUP SIZE: 460
NATURE OF GROUP: The Institute of Sociometry, or is, represents a world wide syndicate of special
agents involved in the practice and promotion of guerrilla sociometry.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: We Care

The Institute of Sociometry Denver office received this plastic bag in the mail

The bag contained one of our own envalopes, torn and stained, one of our standard issue birthday cards with greeting, an exploded Bomb Bag novelty gift and a bunch of white powder – presumably the active ingredient that makes the bag pressurize and explode.

The bag was imprinted with the following message from The Post Master:

Dear Postal Customer:

We sincerely regret the damage to your mail during handeling by the Postal Service. We hope this incident did not inconvenience you. We realize that your mail is important to you and that you have every right to expect it to be delivered in good condition.

Although every effort is made to prevent damage to the mail, occasionally this will occur because of the great volume handled and the rapid processing methods which must be employed to assure the most expeditious distribution possible.

We hope you understand. We assure you that we are constantly striving to improve our processing methods in order that even a rare occurence may be eliminated.

Please accept our appologies.

Sincerely,

You Postmaster