IS
Report Archive IXICV-MMVII
INDIVIDUAL: Reggie Spangelhart Watts, an “Exxon janitor”
GROUP SIZE: 2
NATURE OF GROUP: Exxon Imposters The Yes Men Proposes Burning
Humanity for Fuel
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Vivoleum™
- transforming people who die into oil
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INDIVIDUAL:
Mr. Ivanov Serge
GROUP SIZE: Approximately 56 million
NATURE OF GROUP: The People of the State of Californai vs.
Mr. Ivanov Serge.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Life’s
a Joke : Chapter II
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INDIVIDUAL:
John Gonce
GROUP SIZE: 309
NATURE OF GROUP: Pro-bono guerilla public relations specialists
operating under cover as “The Institute of Sociometry”.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Correct
John Gonce
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INDIVIDUAL: IS Special Agent Jessica Witcher
GROUP SIZE: 1000
NATURE OF GROUP: Oragami Cranes
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Carpet
Cranes
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INDIVIDUAL: Agent Crackles
GROUP SIZE: 17
NATURE OF GROUP: Bidders in an auction for 1 "Old-School
Friendship" on eBay Germany.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Freundschaft
"Alter Schule"
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INDIVIDUAL: WASP male observed in the field. 09.19.2005
GROUP SIZE: 3
NATURE OF GROUP: Seat mates of said WASP male.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: WASP
Male Field Taxonomy
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INDIVIDUAL: Charlie Vurmin
GROUP SIZE: Approximately 56 million.
NATURE OF GROUP: The people of the state of California
vs. Charles Clemans AKA Charlie Vurmin.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Lifes
A Joke : Chapter 1
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INDIVIDUAL: W
GROUP SIZE: 144
NATURE OF GROUP: Citizens of Denver Colorado who
have revived a FREE pack of U.S. Regime Change playing cards.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Move
along... Nothing to see here...
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INDIVIDUAL: Agent Aqua and company
GROUP SIZE: Thousands
NATURE OF GROUP: Off-road vehicle (ORV) riders.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY:A functional plain grey steel (American
grade-school-style) drinking fountain
was installed in the middle of miles of 300-foot high dunes frequented
by ORV riders, or “duners”.
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A “Skater”
GROUP SIZE: Anything from around 1,000 on up to 10,000,000
+
NATURE OF GROUP: Citizens of towns or cities who
fund, through taxation, state, county, or city funded and operated
skateboard parks.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: False
Sense of Security.
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INDIVIDUAL:
David
Wilcox
GROUP SIZE: Forty thousand people a day.
NATURE OF GROUP: Suburban car commuters.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: They
only see through the windshields of their cars.
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INDIVIDUAL: Vincent Comparetto
GROUP SIZE: Many
NATURE OF GROUP: Children
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Individual
Expression and the Art of Diving
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INDIVIDUAL: The Postmaster
GROUP SIZE: 460
NATURE OF GROUP: The Institute of Sociometry, or is, represents
a world wide syndicate of special
agents involved in the practice and promotion of guerrilla sociometry.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: We
Care
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INDIVIDUAL: Peter Miles Bergman
GROUP SIZE: 29
NATURE OF GROUP: Owners of Volkswagon White Cabriolet Convertibles
in the greater San Diego metropolitan area contacted, via form letter,
by Mr. Bergman over the course of one year.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Hoisted By
My Own Petard.
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INDIVIDUAL: is agent Wendell Kling
GROUP SIZE: 460
NATURE OF GROUP: The Institute of Sociometry, or
is, represents a world wide syndicate of special
agents involved in the practice and promotion of guerrilla sociometry.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: No
Peddlers or Agents
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INDIVIDUAL: Justine “Jenae” Kirk
GROUP SIZE: The exact number is indeterminate due to the migratory
dynamic of the group.
NATURE OF GROUP: Winos – A group consisting primarily of homeless
men ranging in age from 35 – 60. The group is also peppered with binge
drinkers, (those taking a few days off from their jobs, families,
and responsibilities,) and Mexican nationals fresh off the bus and
ripe for celebration of a safe passage.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: In
Search of theWild Irish Rose (or: 18% By Volume)
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INDIVIDUAL: Each person who expresses an opinion in a poll.
GROUP SIZE: 100
NATURE OF GROUP: People assumed to hold the same opinion.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: SociomeTREE
Survey
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NDIVIDUAL: The Ubiqitous Mormon Missionary
GROUP SIZE: Approximately 30,000
NATURE OF GROUP: Attnedees of Summer Sanitarium, Seahawk Stadium
Thursday August 7th.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Mission:
Summer Sanitarium
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INDIVIDUAL: Special Agent Peter Miles Regenold Bergman
GROUP SIZE: 16
NATURE OF GROUP: A Brigade.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Red Pollution
Adversaries. A season of activism and recruitment.
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INDIVIDUAL: Ronnie L. Carter
GROUP SIZE: Undetermined
NATURE OF GROUP: Students named Jessica that attend the University
of Colorado, Denver.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: is agent Jessica Regenold received
this letter while working in the Voice
Communications office at the University of Colorado, Denver. The letter
was addressed: “Please Deliver to Jessica who appeared on Wheel of
Fortune.” Though Jessica Regenold never appeared on the show, incoming
mail addressed to UCD is first delivered to the building that contains
the Voice Communications office, and thus she was an obvious target
for delivery.
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INDIVIDUAL: Agent Jennifer Ann Ogren, Age 28, female, very
pale with floppy sun hat.
GROUP SIZE: 4,600 people but only 193 males
NATURE OF GROUP: All walking 60 miles to raise money to find
a cure for cancer.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY:
Humankind. Be Both.
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INDIVIDUAL: Freedom (a.k.a. Lilly)
GROUP SIZE: One is one too many.
NATURE OF GROUP: Law Enforcement Officials; one notch beneath
the army.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Dog Running
At Large.
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INDIVIDUAL: Researcher, I. Vamos with D. Mercer
GROUP SIZE: Currently unknown
NATURE OF GROUP: Employees of both Disneyland in Anaheim California,
USA and Disneyworld Magic Kingdom in Orange County Florida, USA.
INCIDENCE OF SOCIOMETRY: Securing Amusement,
Disneyland, 4/25/96:
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